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Bat Beard

There’s this girl that I love,

She’s so sweet and caring,

I swear she’s a gift from above,

She’s the reason I’m breathing,

the reason why I’m baring.

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I couldn’t ask for more,

Except maybe time with her alone,

Because I love her down to the core,

She’s the girl I adore, the only one

I will care enough for to mourn.

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She lifts me when I fall,

Cleans me when I’m ill,

She’s not one to make me crawl…

and breasts me until I fill.

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I see her walk,

I see her run,

God I love when she’ll talk!

It’s her whom creates fun.

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Sometimes she gets a fright

and thinks I may go away,

For she’s seen the light

and those who betray.

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I’ve played and cheated,

I’ve given and stolen,

and told off the badly treated…

But I don’t to those I find golden.

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She is my light,

My shining star…

Holding me from height,

and those who’ve gone too far.

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Her voice so soothing,

and graceful her skin smells

I rub my face to it smoothing,

Too soft to even tell.

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She’s the perfect girl,

Perfect for me and certainly needed.

She’s given me such a twirl,

Even whilst I’ve bleeded.

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She’s that gift from above,

the girl that I love,

I’ll say it with every colored dove,

and love…and love…and love…

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Sidney from the Ocean above…I love you.

True story.

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